
The Huge Honkin' List O' SACCers!
When SACC was started several years ago, I never thought we'd expand to the number of members we now have...or that everyone would want numbers and titles! But the old tradition continues. And yes, there are gaps in the numbers...that's because everyone just picked what number they wanted, they were not assigned. Thus, like Scapers are wont to do, we skip around a lot. If you'd like to join SACC, just drop Lauren (OboeCrazy) a line with your request for a title and number!
| #1: | OboeCrazy | The Most Vocal Defender |
| FS 1: | Greg | Keeper of John and Zhaan's Unity and John's Wormhole Knowledge |
| i: | Imaginary Harvey | John's Fashion Conssultant |
| #1/2r2: | Brendan Storm | Keeper of Anthony's Beer Stein, the "I'm your daddy!" Line, and Keeper of People From Pointing Guns At People |
| #2?: | ChaoticDreamer | John's Security Blanket |
| -2: | Eryn Tzun | Keeper of John's Joystick, Aeryn's Gianormous(tm) Curlers, and Resident Sodium Detector |
| #3: | Evan(Scaper-X) | Possessor of Chiana's Chalupa |
| #3.14 | Cherilyn | Keeper of the Library: Dr./Mr. Spock 'What to Expect When You're Expecting', Leviathan for Dummies, Biology text from JFK High, and Shakespeare's plays |
| #pi: | SiberianSun | Keeper of John's UT Driver's License, Bearer of His Grudge Against Scorpy, and Sworn Protector of His Quirk |
| Moya | : Official SACC Farscape Husky||
| #4: | ch1pper | Official John Adorer |
| #4.4 | Petsitr | John's Official Dance Instructor and Keeper of the Shoes |
| #5: | Susan | Guardian of John's 20/20 Eyesight and Keeper of John's Ice Cream |
| #6: | Jenn | Official Watcher of John's Slow Motion Running Scenes |
| #007: | Capt_Cruzan | Chief Instructor of John's Marksmanship |
| #0707: | pkgrl | Keeper of the Photos |
| #7: | Rastoid | Guardian of John's Affections |
| #7.23 | Jeci | Keeper of John's "Personal Moment" in Aeryn's Body, Defender of John's "I have a plan!" |
| #008: | Jennifer | Keeper of John's Youth and John's Official Spy on the Other Side Gal |
| #0804: | NaiveAndTrue | Defender of John's Ticklish Prostate and Keeper of John's Impromptu Plans |
| #8: | Cybele | Princess of the Obvious |
| #9: | Nikki | John's Musician |
| #10: | FourGOM | Chief Voyager Advocate |
| #11: | R11 | |
| #12: | Minna | Keeper of John’s Smile |
| #13: | MelissaD | Keeper of John’s Chest and Shoulders |
| #13.13: | Keirakri | Official Hampster in a Bubble of DOOM |
| #14: | Lt. Commander Lewis | Keeper of Crichton's Scientific Knowledge |
| #15: | Ben's Girl | The Youngest, Most Confusing Defender; Keeper of Clean-Shaven John |
| #16: | BritAngie | Keeper of John's Super Duracel Tape Machine and Local Intergalactic Hair Salon |
| #17: | Amber | Keeper of John's Ego |
| #18: | Nickless | Keeper of John's '62 T-Bird |
| #19: | LadyJade | Keeper of John's Movie Quotes and References |
| #20: | Dani | Keeper of John's Jailbait Years |
| #21: | Epona Harper | Fertility Goddess of the Uncharted Territories |
| #22: | Shangrilla222 | |
| #23: | liloleme | |
| #24: | BamaGirl | Keeper of John's Southern Drawl |
| #25: | mesascaper | Keeper of John's Singing and Official Picket Sign Carrier |
| #26: | Aquitaine | Gatekeeper and Master of Arms |
| #27: | Michelle | Keeper of John's DNA |
| #28: | Shipscat | Keeper of John's Diet |
| #29: | VanMac | Flag Bearer/Official Charge Leader |
| #029: | Spookywanluke | |
| #30: | Jigs | Keeper of John's Southern Recipes, Metaphors, and UCT Life/Health Insurance Policy |
| #31: | WHResjan_Furjanic | John's Stargazer |
| #32: | Samantha | Keeper of John's Hope and Slowly Evaporating Patience |
| #33: | Whirlgirl/CountessLurkula | Keeper of the MP3's & John's Bubblegum SexWax |
| #33 1/3: | Mnementh | Keeper of Aeryn's Underwear - just holding them for John! |
| #34: | Aurian1 | Keeper of John's Chocolate Kisses |
| #35: | Darla | Keeper of John's Strut |
| #36: | WavScaper | Keeper of the Locket |
| #37: | Eostara | Keeper of John's Humanity |
| #38: | Sherrill | Frelling Nutcase that Lurks in the Darker Regions of John's Mind |
| #39: | BethS | Chronicler of John's Identity Crises |
| #40: | Hermonie | Guardian of John's Love of Shakespear |
| #41: | Pa'u Apprentice | Translator for Crichton's Totem |
| #42: | Jamie | Resident Lurker |
| #43: | Fauconne | |
| #44: | Aeryn Slayer | Keeper of John and Aeryn's First Kiss Not Under Stress |
| #45: | fellowshipper | Keeper of the Soft Fluffy Things |
| #45.5 | JJAA | Defender of the Astrounat, Keeper of John's Sense of Wonder |
| #46: | imloco22 | Defender of John's 'I have a plan!' |
| #47: | Sheridan | Protector of John's Chapstick |
| #48: | SCIFIDCD | Official Keeper of the Cold Compresses and John's Good Name |
| #49: | Solitaire | John's Shoulder To Cry On |
| #50: | Chryse74 | Keeper of the Invisible Shield |
| #51: | EllieJane | Wiper of John's Tears |
| #52: | Lynn | Defender of John's PhD |
| #52: | Techno Boy | |
| #53: | BayouCat | Official Wardrobe Mistress |
| #54: | Jules | Guardian of John's Hope that Aeryn Will Talk to Him Again |
| #55: | Martha | John's Official Biographer |
| #56: | Jennifer | Keeper of John's Lost Innocence |
| #57: | disgirl1 | Moya's Official Seamstress and Costume Designer |
| #58: | goulagirl | Morituri te Salutamos |
| #59: | Guinan | John's Personal Nurse |
| #60: | Obie | Keeper of John's Blue Tape |
| #61: | Mark Nixon | Keeper of John's "Do NOT touch my ass, that's sexual harassment!" and Crusader of Getting Braca Another Promotion |
| #61 2/3: | agent_tiberius | Crichton's Personal Gunslinger and Jacket Cleaner |
| #62: | Danielle | Protector of John's Black T and Keeper of his Thumb Gestures |
| #63: | RescueFarscape | Keeper of John's Sword |
| #64: | J. L. Regener | Protector of John Quixote's Quest for the Princess |
| #65: | Banrion | Keeper of Crichton's "purpose" and "Baby, you had me at hello!" |
| #66: | TerritoriesScaper | Keeper of Territories Unknown |
| #67: | Bluetrick67 | Keeper of John's Happiness |
| #68: | Lyme | Keeper of John's Mojo |
| #69: | accapella | Keeper of John's Underwear, Protector of John's Gorgeous Smile |
| #70: | jedikatie | Keeper of John's Crew Nicknames |
| #71: | Freckle | Keeper of Winona's Duraglit and Polishing Shammie |
| #72: | ctegan | Keeper of John's Lost Innocence |
| #73: | pkbarbie73 | Keeper of Crichton's Vague Erp References |
| #74: | Morie | Keeper of John's Improvisation |
| #75: | CrichtonLover | Official Bather of John Crichton |
| #76: | Leah | Keeper of John's Inflatable Stunt Double |
| #77: | Nahla1273 | John's Personal Pharmacist |
| #79: | TC | Keeper of John's Hatred for Liars |
| #80: | ScaperDeage | Official Writer and Protector of 1812 and Blue's Unrealized Realities |
| #82: | Enigmatic_Scully | Chief John Picker-Uper |
| #83: | PKXenite | Keeper of Little Blue the DRD |
| #85: | Dans | Protector of John Against All Alien Critters |
| #86: | Becky | Covering John's Rear |
| #87: | Fahrbot | Keeper of John and Aeryn's Entwined Hands |
| #88/808: | Powrhug | Chief Hugger |
| #91: | futureME | Keeper of John's Love of Kissing |
| #94: | Eowyn94 | Keeper of John's Cuteness |
| #97: | IriS | Keeper of Aeryn's 'We're going to die', John's Perfect Face, and Guardian of John and Aeryn's Blue Irises |
| #98: | Bec | Keeper of John's Letterman List "Earth, Dad, pizza, sex, cold beer, fast cars, sex, Aeryn...love" |
| #99: | ceallaig | Keeper of John's Left Hand |
| #100: | Cashmere | Mistress of the Paper, Rock and Scissors |
| #101: | Dabee | First Sgt. Foot in Mouth Platoon, Guardian/Nurturer John's Battling Babes |
| #102: | CrystalMoon | John's Personal Trainer |
| #107: | ~Jenn~ | Keeper of Crichton's 'Hell Yea!' |
| #108: | Beccatoria | Keeper of John's Beer |
| #109: | K | Keeper of John and Aeryn's Baby (the Babysitter!) |
| #111: | EowynAeryn | Keeper of John's Right Hand |
| #112: | Coyyarra | Keeper, Protector, and Official Trimmer of Ben's Beard When He's Not Playing John |
| #113: | AutumnH | Chief Bandage Wrapper |
| #114: | mardigrasnut | Resident Pa'u Andy Keeper of Zhaan's Watering Can |
| #115: | ChibiAerynSun | Keeper of John's Subconscious and the Chip In His Head Because Scorpy is Dead Sexy |
| #116: | Lisa | Keeper of John and Aeryn's Pillows from AHR |
| #117: | ShebaApolloSun | Lurker Double |
| #118: | oldtrekie | Official Protector of John's Action Figures Against Evil Aeryn and Barbie Dolls |
| #123: | BC-Ali | Keeper of John's Calivns |
| #124: | Sammy | Keeper of Winona's Charkin Oil Cartridges |
| #129: | Kitsah | Defender of John's Han-Soloized Head |
| #132.9: | Nancy | Keeper of the Missing Knob to Pilot's Etch-A-Sketch, Defender of John's Cartoon Universe, Bearer of that Elusive Three Stooges Clip, and the Solution to John's Lucky Puzzle Ring |
| #135: | Rovear | Keeper of John's Long Leather Coats |
| #150: | Kalliope | Keeper of John's "Aeryn is my Zhaan. She's my Zhaan in every way, I love her and I would die for her..." |
| #174: | Farscape Maniac | Defender of Harvey, Who Does Save John's Very Nice Butt Once in a While |
| #177: | Verena | Keeper of Scorpy's Dental Floss |
| #201: | PKAerynSun1 | Keeper of John's Dark Side |
| #202: | Carol | Keeper of the Twinkle in John's Eye |
| #215: | Diamonde Jewellynne | Keeper of John's Crackers |
| #218: | Jessi | Keeper of John's Black Flight Suit |
| #222: | Elnea | Guardian of John's Baby Blues |
| #228: | SciFi_Angel | Maintainer of John's Sidearm |
| #232: | Palafyndra | Aeryn's Proxy |
| #265: | Marla | Keeper of John's "Don't *tsst* me!" |
| #293: | jojogirl | Keeper of John's Band-Aids and Body Lotion |
| #313: | 3Dbud | Keeper of Crichton's Dad |
| #314: | Afterglow | Keeper of John's Imagination and Cool |
| #321: | Ammauila | Keeper of John and Aeryn's "love each other enough to be together forever" |
| #322: | crh | Documenter of Crichton's Facial Expressions |
| #329: | Wombat Woman | PK Tech Marsupial |
| #333: | Red Fraggle | Seemingly Forgotten Member |
| #334: | Natalie | Resident Campaigner |
| #A440: | Gclefginger | Keeper of Season One's High Note |
| #495: | Dave | Bored Keeper of John's Forgotten US Navy ROTC Training and Attorney for the Terran Sector |
| #502: | Agent502 | Guardian of Crichton's Insane Spontaneity |
| #505: | StevieSun | Guardian of John's Dreams |
| #512: | Gypsy Jr. | Resident Fan Artist |
| #519: | Voyag3r | Keeper of John's Sinister Laugh |
| #520: | ErpBabe | Keeper of Crichton's Adaptability |
| #555: | Jason | Master At Stating the Obvious and John/Ben's Personal Assitant |
| #666: | TaleWeaver | John/Aeryn Matchamker |
| #706: | Jenn | Keeper of John's Black Leather Pants, Guardian of John and Aeryn's Soul Bearing Conversations |
| #711: | farscapejunky | Keeper of the Mist |
| #712: | Shelly | Keeper of John's Grade A Fine American Beef and Defender of John's Girly Scream |
| #722: | PK Ladyhawk | Keeper of John's "Honey...please!" |
| #723: | Jeci | Protector of John's Silver Tongue |
| #727: | MacKenna | Keeper of The Light and Proud Guardian of Rygel's Whip |
| #777: | Claire | Keeper of John's IASA Orange Flight Suit |
| #818: | Lisa | Keeper of the Light at the End of the Wormhole |
| #827: | Reets | Keeper of John's Strut |
| #979: | Ria | Keeper of the Drexim (Shipper Extraordinare) |
| #999: | Modulegirl | Keeper of John's Perfect Nose and the Furrow in His Brow |
| #1001: | luckylyn | Keeper of John's Sanity and Heart |
| #1013: | SurfWidow | Keeper of Ben's Longboards |
| #1015: | sly | John's Official Hairstylist |
| #1017: | Theresa | Keeper of "See ya later, sweetheart!" and "Yeah! Grrl Power!" |
| #1019: | scrubschick | Keeper of Aeryn's "Do you love Aeryn Sun?" and John's "Beyond hope." |
| #1026: | Red | Keeper of John and Aeryn's Compatibility Kiss |
| #1027: | Rev. NightWalker | Bodyguard and Tourguide for Hire |
| #1054: | Steve Palmer | Keeper of John's Boots and Waxer of Ben's Surf Board |
| #1111: | Ka'Leo | Keeper of Aeryn and Pilot's Journey, Zhaan's Gentle Spirit, and Resident Certified Farscape Addict |
| #1112: | Pam | Keeper of John's Little Yellow Bolts of Light |
| #1117: | Commander Sun | Guardian of the Air Vent's in John's Room |
| #1121: | Aeryn Sun | Keeper of the J/A Romantic Moments |
| #1122: | Eli | Keeper of Aeryn's Denial of Her Love For John, Memorialist of Aeryn and John's "Mmm" at the end of Mind The Baby |
| #1130: | Kaz | Keeper of John's Unrealized Realities |
| #1211: | BatGal | Keeper of John's Notebook, Pen, and Other Cool Stuff |
| #1212: | Jeri | Keeper of John's Pet Memories |
| #1213: | Janine | Keeper of John's "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" |
| #1215: | Symsay | Crichton's Lucky Talisman |
| #1311: | Michelle | Keeper of John's Duct Tape |
| #1313: | Mousiekins | Official Record Keeper of John's Bad Luck |
| #1486: | Chi | Keeper of John's Heart and Love for Aeryn |
| #1551: | AerynScully | Keeper of "Fly safe" and Keeper of the Coin of Fate |
| #1701: | kjmussleman | Keeper of the Twinned Crichtons |
| #NCC-1701: | Carolyn | Keeper of John's Lost In Space References |
| #1812: | Vanessa | Keeper of John's Giving Nature and Protector of 1812 the DRD |
| #1812 1/2 | Ennix Sun | Protector of John's Trust in Aeryn |
| #1948: | indyAnna | Keeper of John's Memories of His Dogs |
| #1949: | pattigayle | Holder of the Sacred "Have we sent the 'don't shoot us we're pathetic' message yet?" |
| #1954: | peteyurs | Keeper of the Biceps |
| #1957: | Angie | Protector of John's Bottom Lip |
| #1959: | Cullin | Keeper of John's Lab Supplies |
| #1962: | gabrielle_62 | Keeper of John's Romantic Fantasies |
| #1963: | scifigrrl | Keeper of the Airlocks and John's Right Mind |
| #1965: | Elke | Keeper of John's UT Reputation and his Sexy Right Eyebrow |
| #1967: | Missee | Keeper of the Bactine and Official Boo-Boo Kisser |
| #1968: | TrueBlueZhaanFhaan | Crichton's Canadian Connection |
| #1969: | Windfire | Keeper of the KY on John's Glove, Official Sawyers Mill Fishing License Inspector, and Ensign 1st Class of the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack |
| #1973: | Elflore | He Who Calls the (Aeryn) Cavalry |
| #1977: | BethSC | Keeper of John's Southern Charm and Hospitality |
| #1979: | thedancinggypsy | Keeper of the Bar at all SACC Parties |
| #1983: | Lis | Protector of the 1812 Overture, Keeper of Aeryn's Engagement Ring, and Guardian of Little D's Playground |
| #1984: | pippolover1 | Keeper of the Twin Crichton |
| #1986: | angelscaper | Keeper of John's Starcharts and his Constant |
| #2000: | Celticwych | Keeper of John's Memories |
| #2001: | BigNoseBob | Keeper of John's Sense of Humor and Farscape 1 |
| #2002: | Egraine | Defender of John's Southern Gentleman - Encompassing his Honor, Integrity, Humor, Chivalry, Eccentricity, and the Ability to Kick Butt When Needed |
| #2003: | Moriga | Keeper of John's "Humans are superior!", his Solar Resistant Attire in 'Crackers Don't Matter', and Ability to 'Bouce Back' from Any Situation |
| #2012: | DRAyKE | Keeper of Johns' CONTRACT |
| #2020: | Dalequan | Keeper of Crichton's Spa |
| #2064: | Loki | Head of Covert Operations and Keeper of John's Ring |
| #2137: | Katzie | Keeper of the Moisturizer |
| #2211: | Stardancer | Savior and Protector of Primitive Crichton |
| #2222: | Claudia | Keeper of John's "Baby, you had me at 'hello'." |
| #2269: | WinterOrb | Guardian of John's Rapier Wit and "Come Hither" Looks |
| #2424: | Jodfis | Keeper of John's Silver |
| #2525: | LadyT | SACC Goodwill Ambassador |
| #2626: | ChianaGirl | Warmer of John's Bed on Moya |
| #2882: | Krista | Keeper of John's "And I'm not gonna let the one thing I love fly off in a crappy little ship." |
| #2903: | Saturn | Keeper of John's Tight T-shirts |
| #3000: | The Radiant Aeryn Sun | |
| #3026: | Joyful | Keeper of John's Compassionate Nature and Lovesick Glances |
| #3177: | PK Jade | Keeper of Aeryn's Nice Line Of Hair Accessories and John's Fancy Pants |
| #3313: | Rebecca | Keeper of John's Infatuation with Aeryn's Hair |
| #3561: | QuinBot | Keeper of Talyn's FINGER of Friendship |
| #3884: | Neyephe | John's Guardian Angel |
| #4070: | Lindsay | You Know |
| #4186: | Bruce | Keeper of Crichton's Moonshine Still on Elack and Unofficial "Taste Tester" |
| #4200: | Lee | Keeper of John's Tape Recorder |
| #4422: | Joshua | Keeper of D'Argo's Vaulted Tongue |
| #4444: | Tripp_Fall | Keeper of John's Fishnet Hose |
| #5000: | Ally | Keeper of John's Insanity and Innocence |
| #5555: | Revolos55 | Keeper of John's Relationship with Chiana and Rygel |
| #5662: | Qualta Edgley | Keeper of the Cartoon Crichton - At Least HE Didn't Get Punched |
| #7777: | Birthy | Keeper of THE Tux, Crichton's DNA, Moya's Midwife, and Doula Extraordinaire |
| #8182: | samofthejungle | Keeper of Stark's Sanity |
| #8888: | FarscapeFox | Keeper of John's Sarcasm and Food Cube Supply |
| #9300: | QScaperGirl | Keeper of John's PK Disguise |
| #9999: | Selene la Luna | John's Personal Therapist and Keeper of his Scorpy Looks. |
| #11578: | Jen | Keeper of John's/Ben's Southern Fried Chicken |
| #12345: | Arlene | Official Holder of John's Hand |
| #12880: | RoseCarter | Keeper of John's 3 Stooges Impression, Keeper of John's "Eh, what's up D'Argo?" |
| #13680: | 2XTrouble | Head Mechanic and Keeper of the Module |
| #22586: | ScapeGirl | Master of Scientific Knowledge |
| #55455: | tcpike | Keeper of John's Dance Card for Elevator Dancing |
| #92100: | WyldRiver | Protector of John's Children |
| #94127: | Mark | Protector of Futuro John, Neandro John, Scarran John and cultivator of John's dentics |
| #101010: | Teena | Keeper/Protector of John's Innocence |
| #371115: | Angie | Keeper of John's "I'm going for a drive, I'm hitting the strip, I'm going cruising!" |
| #22252910: | Cedric | Frillin' Bullet Sponge |
| # e: | Gigi | |
| 2moon | ||
| 32codeaddict | General of Blockades | |
| ash2 | Watcher of Crichton’s Wardrobe | |
| Adriana | ||
| Cariel Pzeisor | Keeper of Crichton's Inability to Stop Talking | |
| Charys | Keeper Of John's DUH Side | |
| Hynerian Princess Amanda | Protector of John's Body | |
| MissSpock | ||
| Rehanna | Offical Lurking Member | |
| Cheney | Defender of the ASTRONUT, Keeper of the Luxian Bonding Rituals (Chains, Qualta Blade, Lutra Oil, and Chiana) | |
| Trinity | Protector of John Crichton's Daughter | |
| ClaudiaBlackFan | Defender of the AstroNUT | |
| Steve | Keeper of John's Beard | |
| Gaminembassy2002 | Warden Over John's Musical Taste/Talent, Keeper of the Bed Where John Collapses After Getting the Dren Knocked Out of Himself | |
| nashbridgescuda | Keeper of the Human's White Death Pod | |
| Ann | Keeper of John's "Do NOT touch my ass, that's sexual harassment!" | |
| Snoozer | Keeper of "Well, you guys don't have chocolate." and John's Dislocated Shoulder. | |
| Aerynjohn | Keeper of John's "?Como estas hombre?" | |
| PipaShell | Keeper of John's "OCHO" | |
| pk_tech_dude | That Cousin 1812 Never Talks About | |
| Wilma Archibald | Keeper of Jool's Scream and John and Aeryn's Rowboat | |
| pseudosebacean | Keeper of the Wormhole For Dummies |