Coup By Clam

• alpo.wav (134 KB)

Crichton, "Well, it's the first thing I've had in a lwhile that doesn't taste like chicken. Kinda reminds me of a big bowl of Alpo I once ate."

• ass.wav (94 KB)

Crichton, "You put your hand on my ass again and I will kill you."

• pleasure.wav (1,214 KB)

D'Argo experiences some intense...pleasure...thanks to Noranti.  Rated PG-13 at least. :-)

• power.wav (148 KB)

Crichton, "Put your hands together and feel the power. Yea! Out with the evil spirits. Give me your hand, Rygel."
Rygel, "Go away!"

• skirt.wav (148 KB)

Crichton, "Excuse me, ladies, can I have your attention? Do any of you have one of these under your skirt?"

• ugly.wav (145 KB)

Crichton, "Keep your head down."
Rygel, "We need to blend in."
Crichton, "Blend in? How we got here the clock stopped. We couldn't blend in on Butt Ugly Night."

• grlpower.wav (109 KB)

Aeryn, "Grl power!"
Crichton, "Girl...GIRL power, would you quit speaking English?!"

• drrygel.wav (24 KB)

Rygel, "Dr. Rygel!"