
Green Eyed Monster
Crichton, "Where's Wynona?"
Crais, "What?"
Crichton, "Wy...no...na!"
Aeryn, "Talyn you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's bigger."
Crichton, "That's no moon!"
Crichton, "Good, I must be smarter then I look."
Aeryn, "That would be easy."
Crichton, "So according to... your scan, assuming this budong is not constipated...(he laughs) you wana fly out the ass?"
Aeryn, "It's been modified."
Crichton, "Yea I heard that."
Aeryn, "Less invasive it's...it's safer."
Crichton, "Yes it's new, it's improved, it's the finger of friendship! $19.95 but wait kids there's more!"
Crichton, "I keep hearing that you've changed. I think...weather changes, and we just keep making the same mistakes."
Rygel, "They are dead and we are leaving."
Aeryn, "Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?"
Rygel, "I love that trick!"
Rygel, "Kiss my mivonks."
Crichton, "Aeryn, I am doing everything I can to get us out of this absurdly large space monster. I am doing the good little soldier bit, what else do you want from me?"
Aeryn, "I want you to stop acting like a dranit."
Crichton, "You know what? I have no idea what a dranit is."
Aeryn, "No, don't play dumb with me. That hasn't worked for over two cycles."
Crichton, "Aeryn I am dumb! I don't understand you half the time, and I have no idea what a dranit is!"
Aeryn, "Fine, forget the dranit!"
Crichton, "Fine, screw the dranit! What?"
Aeryn, "You really have no idea dranit is, do you?"
Crichton, "What's a dranit?"
Stark, "I know how we're gonna get you out of there! Vomit!"
(Rygel sighs)
Aeryn and Crichton, "Vomit?"
Crichton, "Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth's special jello."
Rygel, "Mother always said I'd die from incompetence. I finally know what she ment. That's why we keep people like you chained in the first place!"
Aeryn, "Talyn! I want you to share something with me...before he dies. You can taste something that is denied to Peacekeepers. Something that you will never know."
Crichton, "Aeryn?"
Aeryn, "Can you feel that? Good. Talyn, that is what it is to need someone. You don't need me. You never will."
Aeryn, "I had this life. I liked it. It had rules, I followed the rules, and that made everything right. And then you come along and you frell everything up. You strange human with...arrogence, stubbornness..."
Crichton, "...dumb..."
Aeryn, "Let me finish! You saw the recording and you didn't say a word. You are like a plague, John Crichton, and you have ruined my life. And yet, I just...keep coming back."
Crichton, "This is a star chart. These are the names I give the stars."
Aeryn, "They've already got names."
Crichton, "Yea I know but Nemtaka 3 sounds boring to me...anyway that's Hewy, Louie, Douie...you see that one? That's that star right there. The bright one. It's my point of reference. My guide. And it always becomes the center of my chart. And I'll always name it Aeryn."
Aeryn, "You say it's your guide?"
Crichton, "It's my one constant."
Stark, "Electromagnetic candy!"