Look At The Princess Part 2: I Do, I Think

• stupidmen.wav (123 KB)

Chiana, "Look Aeryn, all men are stupid, OK? Men stupid! If you want them to know something you have to tell them!"

• likeyou.wav (114 KB)

Aeryn, "Now don't feel bad, it's not you it's me. I don't like you."

• obiwan.wav (253 KB)

Crichton, "Do we know this..."
Katralla, "I've never seen anything like it before."
Crichton, "Obi-Wan had one, 'cept his was a lot smaller."

• stuff.wav (1,371 KB)

Crichton and Ro-Na discuss the joys of owning things.

• faces.wav (308 KB)

Aeryn, "I don't know what game's being played on this little planet of yours and I don't really care. What I care about is that a good friend of mine is not hurt. In any sense of the word."
Jenavia, "How dare you!"
Aeryn, "And if he is I will personally take revenge on both of your overly made up faces."

• unique.wav (238 KB)

Crichton, "Why don't you leave me alone, Scorpy?"
Scorpious, "Because the wormhole technology locked in your brain makes you, to my knowledge, unique in the galaxy."
Crichton, "Unique..."
Scorpious, "And unique is always valuable."

• sexlife.wav (261 KB)

Crichton, "Come on, shoot me! Right here, right here! Go! Oh oh...nonono! Not the brain, he wants the brain. The heart! Here! Shoot me in the heart...uh, kinda your left...right...oh yea. My right, your left! My left, your right! Here...John Wayne Bobbit! Vienna Boys Choir! AHH!"
Bracca, "You're insane!"
Crichton, "My sex life! Kill my sex life! Now! Quick! Shoot! JUST SHOOT ME!"

• crichton.wav (550 KB)

Aeryn, "I'm very proud of you."
Crichton, "Really?"
Aeryn, "Yes."
Crichton, "Why?"
Aeryn, "Being Crichton, the Crichton I always knew."
Crichton, "Yea? Getting my ass kicked all over the universe."
Aeryn, "Putting yourself in a position to get your ass kicked fighting, resisting, never giving up."

• death.wav (974 KB)

Pilot, "Moya has slipped from my consciousness. She is gone...and I am surely to follow.  Don't feel sad, our lives were good.  Moya is right, we are...fulfilled."
Zhaan, "Pilot, it has been a pleasure."
Pilot, "I am ready know. I have seen the stars."

• hansolo.wav (98 KB)

Chiana, "Hey, I love you."
Crichton, "I know."
D'Argo, "Alright alright enough with the kissing and the cuddling."

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D'Argo, "The time has come for farewells, my friend."
Crichton, "Oh this is not happening.  Just feel free to wake me up anytime, D'Argo."
D'Argo, "Well now I can only speak truth. And that comes and good and bad news."
Crichton, "Alright, give me the bad news first."
D'Argo, "The bad news is you're married, and you must endure as a statue for 80 cycles in a strange world."
Crichton, "What's the good news?"
D'Argo, "Chiana and I are having fantastic sex."