Losing Time
Crichton, "Nothing? I am bleeding and I have no wounds, so I'm either Saint John of the Uncharted Territories or there is something very very wrong with me!"
Chiana, "What if I have to piss?"
D'Argo, "Well then we will all urinate together."
Chiana, "You promise?"
Crichton, "Anything strange happen to you guys?"
D'Argo, "I live on this ship, something strange always happens."
Jool, "Shoot him! Shoot him now, you're the warrior shoot him now!"
D'Argo, "Alright, with what? My nose?"
Crichton, "I don't have to believe it, Chiana. But something made me bleed and it made all of us shake like a sheep in Arkansas."
D'Argo, "Well I think I should just grab my Qualta Rifle, stick it in it's mouth, and say hey! Get out of Pilot!"
Crichton, "And what are you gonna do if it says no?"
D'Argo, "Lo'lan was my wife, Jothee was my son. He slept with Chiana who was my...fiancée."
Crichton, "My Dad's name was Jack, my dog's name was Hubble, I lost my virginity to Karen Shaw in the back of a 4 by."
D'Argo, "How old were you?"
Crichton, "Sixteen."
D'Argo, "I was seven."
Scorpious, "There is so little time. Sometimes I feel...it is already inevitable."
Crichton, "Alright, we don't understand the R2D2 crap. We're gonna use the Star Trek system: one blink for yes, two blinks for no."
Crichton, "You turn the ship around, head back to your cluster, we'll tell you where the Rider is and you two can play pick the friendly alien in your neighborhood."
Tallup, "How do I know one of you is not infected? That this is not the Rider's plan?"
D'Argo, "It's not, believe me. This plan is so bad it has to be ours!"
Rider, in Chiana, "So good...feels...so good!"
Rider, in Chiana, "Love this tight body!"
Crichton, "OooK! We all love this body, OK! You uh...sip...we'll sip later I'll call you...you're in the book, right?"
Jool, "I feel like I've had a spiritual enema."