Out Of Their Minds
Crichton, "Have we sent the 'Don't shoot us we're pathetic' transmission yet?"
Crichton, in Aeryn, "It's the three frickin' Stooges, I'm hitting myself!"
Rygel, in Crichton, "Why would they want us to switch bodies? Why?!"
Crichton, in Aeryn, "I don't know. But if this some kind of sick experiment I'm billing them for the therapy."
Crichton (in Aeryn) coaches Rygel (in Crichton) how to pee. Long but hysterical!
Chiana, in D'Argo, "Face the wall and spread your feathers, big guy."
Aeryn, in Rygel, "What are you up to, Rygel?"
Rygel, in Crichton, "Nothing. And my own body shouldn't be suspicious of me so...rack off!"
Rygel, in Crichton, "I just peed in the maintenance bay."
Crichton, in Aeryn, "Show me the pavement pizza."
Rygel, in Crichton, "You want to see vomit, Crichton? No one wants to see vomit!"
Crichton, in Rygel, "Zhaan wants to hear it from you. She won't listen to Rygel."
Rygel, in Aeryn, "I told you! You all say I'm paranoid, but it's true! No one ever frelling listens to me!"
Crichton, in Rygel, "Can it, furball!"
Rygel, in Aeryn, "Great! Now I'm getting yotz from my own body!"
Rygel, in Aeryn, "Shoot the damn gun you blue-assed bitch!"
Rygel, in Aeryn, "Disgusting! 'If you say so, John. Trust me. It'll be all right.' And she believes it! Well yotz! If I said that you'd all vomit!"
The last conversation between Aeryn and John about who was in who's body doing what.