Suns and Lovers

Chiana, "Keep your lips shut!"
Rygel, "You do the same with your legs!"

Crichton, "Hey! Yo heavy D! Hey man, have you tried one of these things? They're terrible, but once you get past the blue slime, pure aviation fuel!"

Zhaan, "I'm dying Stark, I'm not an invalid!"
Stark, "Don't talk like that! They've got maps here, maps! We'll find a planet where you can recuperate!"
Zhaan, "Just buy me an intoxicant, that's all I need to recuperate."

Borlik, "He raped and pillaged, he popped eyeballs..."
Crichton, "Woh woh, where do they get these stories? Let's set the facts straight! First off there was no rapeing, very little pillaging, and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs."

Crichton, "Dude, she's stuck, man!"

Zhaan, "You're the expert here, you've witness more death then anyone else. So many dissatisfied souls dying before they felt ready."
Stark, "Yes I'm an expert on dying. I'm just not an expert on you dying."

The entire conversation Crichton and Aeryn have about having sex. Long, but fun to listen to, especially with all the heavy breathing. :-)

D'Argo, "Are you wearing perfumed wash?"
Chiana, "Yea, I gave him some from Zhaan's chamber."
D'Argo, "Yea, well uh... you smell very nice."
Jothee, "Give me a break."
D'Argo, "Oh no really, you do you smell just..."
Jothee, "Shut up, find your own way into the frelling ship!"
D'Argo, "Jothee, I was only teasing! Jothee!"

D'Argo, "You will never get these."
Chiana, "D'Argo, listen to me..."
D'Argo, "NO! I will never listen to anything either of you have to say again."

Crichton, "What the Hell were you thinking?"
Chiana, "Obviously we weren't thinking!"
Crichton, "Obviously!"
Jothee, "We didn't think we'd get caught."
Crichton, "Do you know what you did? You betrayed the one person on this ship who would have done anything for you. Both of you! He would have died for you."

D'Argo, "Well why don't you get Chiana and Jothee to do it, they like working together."
Crichton, "D'Argo, they can't free the cable. They're not as strong as you are. They're not as brave, they're not as smart..."
D'Argo, "Don't, look just DON'T! They broke my heart, John."
Crichton, "I know that, but if you don't go out on Moya and pull that cable off we're all gonna die when that storm hits."
D'Argo, "Then we all die."

D'Argo, "Yea, we need you D'Argo...we need you. Oh and by the way would you mind putting your hands against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks?! 'Cause you have got to be one dumb tresnak."

Rygel, (laughs) "Repent? We have less then an arn! I was a Dominar, it'll take me longer then that to repent!"

Aeryn, "Frell me dead!"

Crichton, "Pilot? I'm clear! Detach the door, and suck this bitch out!"
Pilot laughs evilly

Aeryn, "We should do nothing."
Crichton, "What about body fluids?"
Aeryn, "There'll be a backlog."

Crichton, "Shut up."
Rygel, "What did I say?"
Crichton and Aeryn, "Shut up!"